"Let's Hold the Fanfic Off" (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 15985

"Let's Hold the Fanfic Off" by Pippin
 A fans versus purists filk about Draco, to the tune of
"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"
Dedicated to Caius Marcus and Cassandra Claire


Enter Stage Left, The Purists
Enter Stage Right, The Draco Fandom

PURISTS
There's Draco in canon
And Draco in fanon
The difference between them's  as wide as a canyon
Abandoning canon,  there should be a ban on
Let's hold the fanfic off

FANDOM
You say  he's nasty             
You say he's wack-o     
We love our Draco and we say he's macho
He's macho, muchacho, that's our fanon Draco
Why don't you bugger off?

PURISTS
Jo says in dress robes
He looks like a churchman
FANDOM
He wears Armani, so sexy it hurts man
PURISTS
He may be hotter than Harry J Potter but
Jo's gonna Kiss him off.

PURISTS
He's just a fascist
Like Goebbels and Goering
FANDOM
His politics could be just a red herring
In the grand scheme we know
He'll  be redeemed so
Call those Dementors off.

PURISTS
Whenever there's danger
He shows the white feather
FANDOM
Who cares about that,  he looks good in leather
PURISTS
White feather
FANDOM
Black leather
He's got it together
Let's take his trousers off!