Daily Prophet Classified Ads

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No: HPFGUIDX 16482

FOR SALE

Luxury Pup Tent.  2 bdrm, 2 ½ bth, 3 fpl, 5 twrs w/ turrets, gold 
flagpole, gas heat/stove, all mod. con.  Folds to 3' x 2', 5 lbs.  
100 galleons OBO.  N. Malfoy, Olde Manor, Upper Crustshire.

Cleansweep 7.  Fair condition, worn cushioning charm, leans slightly 
right.  5 galleons.  Matilda Mashbottom, Chaser's Corner, Portree 
Pitch. 

Used Cookbooks For Sale.  Magical Meals for Moms, 101 Potable 
Potions, The Charm of Casseroles, Spellbinding Soups for Winter 
Nights. Gretchen Fiddget, Everley St. Greenmore.

Chizpurtles chomping on your cauldron?  Ghouls groaning at your 
guests?  Imp infestation in the attic insulation?  Try Polly 
Peterson's Pesky Pest Potion Pesticides.  On sale now at apothecaries 
everywhere, or by owl order to Peterson's Pest Prevention, 31b Diagon 
Alley, London.

PERSONALS

R., I am bewitched by your smile.  You enchant me. – H.

Attractive but lonely wizard, professional educator, early 40's, dark 
hair, pale, enjoys candlelight dinners in romantic dungeons, walks on 
the beach, potion-making.  Seeking attractive, dark-haired, pale 
witch of similar temperament for friendship, maybe more.  Box 931, 
Hogsmeade.

HELP WANTED

Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for noted secondary school.  
Send resume and cover owl to A. Dumbledore, Headmaster, Hogwarts 
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.  Equal Being Opportunity Employer.


(compiled by Joywitch M. Curmudgeon, the Daily Prophet's U.S. 
correspondent)