Quotes

[Jamieson Wolf Villeneuve]

No: HPFGUIDX 16680


--- In HPforGrownups at y..., clairey at a... wrote:
> Would everyone like to post their favourite Gof quotes here?
> 
> I'll get us started with a few of my favourites..
> 
> "Ah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky a midget in glasses is 
being 
> born."-Ron 
> 
> "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?" - Hermione
> 
> "You've picked the losing side, Potter! I warned you! I told you you 
> ought to choose your company more carefully, remember? When we met 
on 
> the train, the first day at Hogwarts? i told you not to hang around 
> with rifraff like this! Too late now, Potter! They'll be the first 
to 
> go, now the dark Lord's back! Mudbloods and Muggle-lovers first! 
Well-
>  second- Diggory was the f-" - Draco Malfoy
> 
> "Only, well- I know I've been a bit of an idiot."- Ludo Bagman
> 
> Time for my personal favorite.....*drumroll please*...TADA!
> 
> "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him 
> wearing Dobby's tea cozy."-Ron Weasley

I've just started re-reading it for the fifth time, so I'm only at the 
beginning, but here's one of my faves:

rons voice now joined the others'.
'What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?'
'Oh, no, Ron' came Freds voice very sarcastically. 'No, this is 
exactly where we wanted to end up.'

and my absolute fave

'Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap, you can't walk around 
like that, th eMuggle on the gate's already getting suspicious-'

'I bought this in a Muggle shop', said the old wizard stubbornly. 
'Muggles wear them.'

'Muggle WOMEN wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear THESE,' said 
the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.

'I'm not putting them on,' said old Archie in indignation. 'I like a 
healthy breeze round my privates, thanks.'

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I laugh so hard every time I read that one. Ah, thank you JKR!

Hugs
Jamieson