Green Death Rays (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 17677

Green Death Rays

(To the tune of The Ballad of the Green Berets)

Dedicated to Lisa

(The Scene: A disreputable tavern on Knockturn Alley. Enter Chorus of 
Death-Eaters)

McNAIR
Great Salazar, we are thrice-blessed
The Slytherin Snake is upon our crest
We've Voldemort who hardball plays
And we have wands shooting green death rays

CHORUS
Skulls to scream across the sky
An evil hex to make folks die
A dark tattoo to proudly blaze
On the arms of men shooting green death rays

GOYLE (pere)
Those who'd slight pure wizard blood
Who'd mingle it with Muggles' mud
For their stance we'll make them pay
When we target them with a green death ray

CHORUS
Screaming skulls across the sky
An evil hex to make folks die
Wizards who cast their Avada K's
As they wave wands shooting green death rays

LUCIUS MALFOY
Soon my son will earn his NEWTS
He shall adopt mature pursuits
He shall learn to be a man 
And to keep his butt out of Azkaban

LUCIUS & CHORUS
Put the Dark Mark on my/his son's arm
Let him cast Unforgiven charms
He shall earn his father's praise
When his wand first fires green death rays.

 - CMC