ADMIN: "Elvish Is King!" - meet our new List Elves

[nera at rconnect.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 17727

> Flying Ford Anglia steps through the fug wearing a quilted, lilac 
smoking jacket and Muggle crash helmet marked "Boyracer".


*fug* ... is this some nasty English weather? Is that what you call 
*fog* when you are really really mad at the weather? LOL

>Every new member will be assigned a personal Elf
 
Let me be the first on the list to ... protest ... I want my very own 
personal elf too. Not fair!! Favoritism!! The newbies get all the 
good stuff!! What about us oldies? What did we ever get? A promise of 
a picture of Neil in his bunny slippers and hairnet? And that never 
happened! 

Do the newbies get to *keep* the elves? When the elves are no longer 
needed, do the newbies throw a sock at 'em? 

Doreen, who is carrying a sign which says, "We want elves!" on one 
side and, "Elf freeing socks for sale" on the other.