FILK: Quidditch Cup Match

[Martin Smith]

No: HPFGUIDX 23461

Hi everybody!

I thought I'd try to write a filk (BTW, what does that mean?), and 
thought I'd write something on the obvious lines of

Firebolt, Firebolt, Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebolt, I want to ride my broom...

but then I realised the rest of the text was easier appliable to our 
favourite Captain Emeritus, Ollie Wood.

Dedicated to CMC, elena, John W, Indigo, Chris, Lisa I, Pippin and 
every other filk writer (you make my working day shine!)
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QUIDDITCH CUP MATCH
(To the tune of Queen's "Bicycle Race")

:::The scene: The Quidditch changing room, Wood addressing those who 
doesn't (in his opinion) share his devotion to the game, prioring 
Muggle sports, studies and fights against Evil Overlords:::

Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch 
Cup 
Oliver Wood: I want to win the GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, 
Quidditch Cup
OW: I want to win the Quidditch Cup, I want to win this year
I want to win the Quidditch Cup, I always have been oh so near

OW: You say ball, I say snitch, you say field, I say pitch
You say class, I say hey man, Charms was never my scene and I
don't like DADA
You say O.W.L:s, I say Cup, you say N.E.W.T:S, don't you give up
You say MoM, I say Krum, I do not care if Dumbledore kicks the arse 
of Voldemort
All I wanna win is GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup

OW: I want to win the GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch 
Cup
OW: I want to win the Quidditch Cup, I want to win so bad
I want to win the Quidditch Cup, we're gonna win...

OW: The Quidditch Cup Final is scheduled today, so forget all your 
lessons and play
Slytherin chasers will be coming our way and look out for those 
bludgers astray

Madame Hooch: On your brooms, get set, go! 

GQT: Quidditch Cup Match, Quidditch Cup Match, Quidditch Cup Match, 
Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup
OW: I want to win the GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch 
Cup
Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup Match

<sound of Snitch setting off into the air>

OW:  Chasers, hear! Katie, oy! A and A! Porskoff Ploy! School 
schmool! I say Puddle U rather than becoming head boy out of Hogwarts
Wronski Feint, Harry P! Golden snitch, do you see?
Leave it be, I say wait till Gryffindor is sixty up, otherwise
we'll lose the cup
Cos all I wanna win is GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, 
Quidditch Cup

OW: I want to win the GQT+OW: Quidditch Cup, Quidditch Cup, Quidditch 
Cup
OW: I want to win the Quidditch Cup, I will win the Q-cup
I want to win the Quidditch Cup, you'd better fight till you puke
up

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I will, eventually, write a U2-based filk...


Martin, eagerly awaiting the Broadway version of the books