FILK: Check the FAQ:s just one more time

[Martin Smith]

No: HPFGUIDX 23519

CHECK THE FAQ:S JUST ONE MORE TIME
(To the tune of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Max Martin, made 
famous by Britney Spears)

(Worried, insecure list member):
Oh, Harry P-list, how am I supposed to post
When I have a new theory?
Will they bark at me, or wish I was decomposed?
The whole thing is so scary

Religion, homosex, fanfiction
what is proper, oh I need to know, now, because

Your L.O.O.N:iness nitpicking me (and I)
I do digress more than meant to be (meant to be)
On my hot topics will you start to whine?
Give me a siiiiiign
(Annoyed older list members): Check the FAQ:s just one more time!

(Worried, insecure list member):
Oh, Harry P-list, there's so much I need to ask
Is Ron missing a brother?
Why didn't Harry say "Accio" in the first task?
Is McG Crookshanks' mother?

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, list-elves, cos I need to know, now, because

Your L.O.O.N:iness nitpicking me (and I)
I do digress more than meant to be (meant to be)
On my hot topics will you start to whine?
Give me a siiiiiign
Annoyed older list members: Check the FAQ:s just one more time!
(repeat and fade)
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Martin, involunteerily(sp?) part of W.I.L.M.A. (Worried Insecure List 
Members' Association)