Castle Called Hogwats - FILK

[Meg Rose]

No: HPFGUIDX 23882

Ok, guys...  This is my first filk so beart with me...  It's horrible 
(especially around the "Teacher in black" part,) but I figured I 
would post it anyway...
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To the tune of "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Miserables...

(Scene - Harry is in his room at the Dursleys during the summer 
holidays, longing for his days at Hogwarts)


HARRY

There is a castle called Hogwarts.
I like to go there 'stead o' the Dursleys'.
Aren't any cupbords in which I sleep...
Not in the castle called Hogwarts.

There is a room that's full of owls.
There are a thousand boys and girls,
Nobody really knows for sure,
Not in the castle called Hogwarts.

There is a teacher all in black,
stares at me and my scar - it hurts...
His name is Snape and he is scary...
He says, "Harry, I hate you very much..."

I know a place where magic reigns.
I know a place where wizards train.
Muggles at all are not allowed,
Not in the castle called Hogwearts!