MOVIE: Bios at the WB Site (w/spoilers for those who haven't seen 'em)

[Horst or Rebecca J. Bohner]

No: HPFGUIDX 24440

> The official WB site has some nice bios for the characters and actors
> who portray them.  They even have some tidbits of info like Mr.
> Malfoy's position at the MOM

I think my favorite part, though, is where Ron's favorite Quidditch team is
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The "Chutney Chasers".

*splutter*  Who WRITES these things?

I also enjoyed the description of Dumbledore as "omniscient".  Gee, the guy
may know a lot, but surely he's not THAT good.

I do hope these descriptions aren't meant to be taken as canonical, or we're
going to have to conclude that Snape *does* want the DADA job after all.
(The Snape bio also imparts the hilarious tidbit that Snape dislikes Harry
but "tries not to let this spoil his day" -- oh, really?)  I do love the
pic, though.  *swoon*

Quirrell as a "known cohort" of Snape?  Puh-leeze!

And Dudley "kind enough" to "give" Harry his old clothes?!  *laughs
uproariously*

Plus, the sentence structure and grammar in some of the bios are awful... I
am astounded that a mega-corporation like WB would let such shoddy writing
appear on their site.

Oh, well.  Reading them is still kinda fun.  :)
--
Rebecca J. (Anderson) Bohner
Specializing in Snape, Moody and George at
http://www.sugarquill.com/authors/rjanderson.html
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