Did anything in the HP series make you roll your eyes a bit?

[cynthiaanncoe at home.com]

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--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> wrote:
> The only thing in HP that's made me roll my eyes is Harry's line 
when 
> Barty Crouch Jr. reveals his true identity.
> 
> "You're mad," Harry said - he couldn't stop himself - "you're mad!"
> 
>  - CMC

Boy, that was a clunker, wasn't it?  You gave me a laugh with that 
one.  My favorite clunker is:

Harry is facing down Voldemort in SS.  Voldemort reveals himself in 
Quirrell's turban and gives a scary speech about how he has no body 
and "once I have the Elixir of Life, I will be able to create a body 
of my own . . . Now . . . why don't you give me that Stone in your 
pocket?"

"Hand it over"?  Does Voldemort think that will persuade Harry?  <eye 
roll>