Just a Dabblin' of Dark Arts (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 24780

> --- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Tabouli" <tabouli at u...> wrote:
> > katzefan:
> > 
> > > Allyse: could've been worse - remember what Disney did to Mary 
> Poppins? Try to envision a *singing* Voldemort.
> > 
> > I am, and very amusing it is too.  If I knew any of the twee 
songs 
> in Mary Poppins well enough, I'd attempt a filk (Just a tune full 
of 
> magic makes Lord Voldemort go down, tralala...)

Just a Dabbling of Dark Arts 

Dedicated to Tabouli & Allyse

(To the tune of Just a Spoonful of Sugar, from Mary Poppins)

Enter VOLDEMORT and a CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS. 

VOLDEMORT
When we're out killing everyone
There is an element of fun
We find when dealing death
The hunt's a joy

The newest task of my misrule
Is to demolish Hogwarts School
A curse!  A hex!
We'll frolic in its wrecks!

ALL
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will help Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will help Dumbledore go down
In a most demonic way!

VOLDEMORT
Fudge, while you're feathering your nest
Azkaban will reposessed
Dementors great and small
Will dance a jig

They're so malign in their pursuit
If there are merry thoughts to mute
They know they're strong
Once they ally with Wrong!

ALL
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will help Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down 
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will help Dumbledore go down
In a most destructive way!

VOLDEMORT
I'd like to wring him by his neck, or
Worse, that protégé of his
That 14-year-old with his mother's eyes
If Dumbledore cannot protect
It will be then, I now suspect,
Past tense
I'll make
That Harry Potter flake

.

ALL
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will make Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down
Dumbledore go down
Just a dabblin' of Dark Arts will make Dumbledore go down
In a diabolic way!

  - CMC

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