Snape's Favorite Things [FILK]
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Fri Aug 24 23:27:40 UTC 2001
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Snape's Favorite Things
A Filk by Pippin to the tune of 'My Favorite Things'
from The Sound of Music
Dedicated to the Snapefans group
Toad guts and rat spleens and lacewings and leeches
Slimy things floating in jars where he teaches
Bicorns and bezoars, billywig stings
These are a few of Snape's favorite things
Wrecking the roses, evicting the smitten
Bagging on Ron because Malfoy got bitten
Binding up Lupin with magical strings
These are a few of Snape's favorite things
Telling Malfoy to cast serpensortia
Catching those prats with their blue Ford Anglia
Swishing his cloak like a big pair of wings
These are a few of Snape's favorite things
Stalking Hogwarts
In the evenings
Searching high and low
'Cause picking on Harry's his favorite thing
Wherever the kid may go.
Threatening harm until someone confesses
Which side he'll end up on, anyone's guess is
Is he a good guy or is it a sting?
Pondering Snape is my favorite thing
Stalking Hogwarts
In the evenings
Looking like a bat
But if he's a vampire
There's no way to know
'Cause Rowling ain't told us that
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