Snape's Favorite Things [FILK]

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Sorry, forgot to send this last night.

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., foxmoth at q... wrote:
> Snape's Favorite Things
> A Filk by Pippin to the tune of 'My Favorite Things' 
> from The Sound of Music
> Dedicated to the Snapefans group
> 
> 
> Toad guts and rat spleens and lacewings and leeches
> Slimy things  floating in jars where he teaches
> Bicorns and bezoars, billywig stings
> These are a few of Snape's favorite things
> 
> Wrecking the roses, evicting the smitten
> Bagging on Ron because Malfoy got bitten
> Binding up  Lupin with  magical strings
> These are a few of Snape's favorite things
> 
> Telling Malfoy to cast serpensortia
> Catching those prats  with their blue Ford Anglia
> Swishing his cloak like a big pair of wings
> These are a few of Snape's favorite things
> 
> Stalking Hogwarts
> In the evenings
> Searching high and low
> 'Cause picking on Harry's his favorite thing
> Wherever the kid may go.
> 
> Threatening harm until someone confesses
> Which side he'll end up on, anyone's guess is
> Is he a good guy or is it a sting?
> Pondering Snape is my favorite thing
> 
> Stalking Hogwarts
> In the evenings
> Looking like a bat
> But if he's a  vampire
> There's no way to know
> 'Cause Rowling ain't told us that