The Lord of the Snitch (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 24940

The Lord of the Snitch

(based on a possibly recognizable prefatory poem)

Dedicated to "The Lord of the Lex" Steve Vander Ark (the true Big V!)

Three men are the chaser-squad under the sky 
Seven are the teammates on their brooms of wood
Two are Bludger balls charmed to fly
One is the jerk Ref all on his own
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.
One Snitch flits over all, one grab will win it
One game may last three months, or may but last a minute
On the field of Quidditch where the Quaffles lie.

(three-volume epic to follow)

    - CMC

P.S. I needed a one-syllable word in the first line. No disrespect 
intended to female Quidditch players.