Really looney theories

[raolin.rm]

No: HPFGUIDX 30877

And not in the L.O.O.N. sense.  Is there a catalog or FAQ of really 
weird theories out there anywhere?

Ron and Eloise Midgen shippings?
The Chudley Cannons (or the West Ham soccer team!) being instrumental 
in the fall of Voldemort?
Neville is a male veela, or part kneazle or something else odd?
H/H shippings based on quotes like "Harry's...in...love...with 
Hermione" GoF pages 3-407?
Ron is the best of the group in bed because his wand is so long?

Really, I'm looking for stuff that is really whacky, but *not* 
contradicted by anything.  There oughtta be a section of the list FAQ 
for the really looney theories!

Joshua Dyal