Ron club names (was Ron's wand, Turning Evil/dying)

[goldenkey26]

No: HPFGUIDX 30914

Jamie wrote:
> 
> Hoorah!  I agree.  Ron may struggle with jealousy but that does not 
> make his destined for evil.  He ends his "feud" with Harry after 
> watching the first half and seeing that Harry is indeed 
endangered.  
> This shows he cares more for Harry than the fact that Harry is 
richer 
> or more talented.  Maybe we should start a new club.  Anyone up for 
> S.A.T.Y.R. (Society Against a Traitorous Young Ron)???

Isn't it odd that Ron-friendly clubs are so prone to naughty sexual 
connotations?  I had to work with C.R.A.B. to avoid it becoming 
C.R.A.B.S. !  But then again, I remember that Ron is the character 
who gave us "What were you doing, Percy? We won't tell" and "Can I 
see Uranus, too, Lavender?"  So I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.

As founder of C.R.A.B., I shake hands with the SATYRs, but my own 
policy is a strict wait-and-see holding pattern when it comes to this 
issue.  IMO, JKR has given us plenty of color for Ron's character, 
but predicting his immediate future actions is difficult because we 
are strongly attracted by several storyline archetypes that are 
rarely compatible with one another, or satisfying when pressed too 
far.  Therefore I am sipping hot cider in my little bunker, 
playing "Hedwig's Theme" on my new piccolo, and nailing up the 
mailbox to rebuff Anthrax letters.  Not to mention lining my beret 
with aluminum foil.

Grinning, winking, ducking, and running,

Lisa I.
(who likes Amy's What the H(ell), E(verybody) L(oves) L(upin) the 
best of all the club names, unless there's one I forgot that's even 
cooler)