Crookshanks Cat (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 31177

Crookshanks Cat (PoA, Chap 12-13)

(To the tune of Alley Cat)

Dedicated to Pippin

THE SCENE: Gyffindor Common Area. Enter RON. 

RON
He's from the Menagerie
Hermie's Crookshanks Cat
Since then that feline fury
Tried to catch my rat 

Scabbers Rat is sick and old
Unlike Crookshanks Cat
Hermione has oft been told
To reign in her cat

She spoils him
Absolves him 
Acquits him
In spite of his catastrophes 

That's no way to treat my pet 
Like that Crookshanks Cat
Now it seems my rat was et
By that Crookshanks Cat

He chomped him
And crunched him
And munched him
Not caring how it rattled me 

Herm and I no longer speak
Due to Crookshanks Cat
She won't offer a critique
Of his sly combat

And that's the sad, sad tale of a blind female
And her crooked cat.

   - CMC

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