Crookshanks Cat (filk)
coriolan_cmc2001
coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Sun Dec 9 23:36:24 UTC 2001
No: HPFGUIDX 31177
Crookshanks Cat (PoA, Chap 12-13)
(To the tune of Alley Cat)
Dedicated to Pippin
THE SCENE: Gyffindor Common Area. Enter RON.
RON
He's from the Menagerie
Hermie's Crookshanks Cat
Since then that feline fury
Tried to catch my rat
Scabbers Rat is sick and old
Unlike Crookshanks Cat
Hermione has oft been told
To reign in her cat
She spoils him
Absolves him
Acquits him
In spite of his catastrophes
That's no way to treat my pet
Like that Crookshanks Cat
Now it seems my rat was et
By that Crookshanks Cat
He chomped him
And crunched him
And munched him
Not caring how it rattled me
Herm and I no longer speak
Due to Crookshanks Cat
She won't offer a critique
Of his sly combat
And that's the sad, sad tale of a blind female
And her crooked cat.
- CMC
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