Master of Potions

[themajicou]

No: HPFGUIDX 31245

Hello! Through my spare time I came up with this little parody of the 
old Metallica song "Master of Puppets". I'm not sure if I'm allowed
to 
post it here but here it goes:


***Sung to the tune of "Master of Puppets" by Metallica

"Master of Potions"

End of foolish play! Wand waving away!
I'm the source of your instruction
How to brew glory, stopper death you'll see
Potion masterwork's construction

(Chorus:)
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Take my course and see
You will not cross me
Dedicated to
How I'm teaching you!
Get to class faster!
Obey the Master!
Make poisons faster!
Obey the Master,
Master!

Master of Potions, I'm Severus Snape!
I'll take all your points and laugh at your face
Hermione you don't know a thing
Just call my name and I'll give a sneer
Master
Master
Just call my name and I'll give a sneer
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Work all through the day, never will you stray
Recall I was a death eater
Curses are easy, watch your back Harry
Your truth told by reporter Skeeter

(Chorus)

Master, Master, Where's the boomslang skin I'm after?
Master, Master, Potter only lies!
Laughter, Laughter, all I see in class is laughter
Laughter, Laughter, laugh at Neville's cries!

I know all of that
You talk behind my back
Does my nose and hair amuse you?
I am just amazed
I deserve a raise
The headmaster has just no clue

If you do not comply, you will wish you'd die
I will run you through
10 points off you too!

Chorus- then fade out with evil laughter