Sex(HouseElves) /Sx(Crookshanks&WHO) /NotSex(ShriekingShack scene)/Evanses

[heathernmoore]

No: HPFGUIDX 31623

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "catlady_de_los_angeles" <catlady at w...> wrote:
> 
> Heather Moore wrote:
> 
> > The one Crookshanks is destined to squall in the alley for is:
> > Professor Minerva McGonagall. 
> > It's every bit as obvious a pairing as Han Solo and Leia Organa
> > Skywalker. (Mainly due to there being nobody else really 
> > *available* for alternative pairings, and pairing women off is, 
> > apparently, mandatory.)
> 
> Crookshanks can pair off with Millicent Bulstrode's cat (the one 
> whose black hair turned Polyjuice!Hermione into a cat anthropomorph), 
> but not with Minerva. Because in my not-humble opinon, Minerva is 
> taken: I am a committed McGonagall/Hooch shipper. 
> 
> btw Heather, your later post "Harry's Betrayer" made me ROTFL.

 Hrm.... if we put McGonagall with Hooch (hey, *I've* seen nothing to rule that one out... ;>), we'd need to put Crookshanks with Mrs. Norris after all; she's more of a bit part. Milly's cat hasn't even had a cameo yet.

 (I have a pet "wild thornberry" that "Mrs. Norris" is so named literally, and that she is some woman Argus had an affair with in his youth, who was cursed to be a cat by her Death Eater husband for cuckolding him with a mere Squib. Makes for some *extremely* off-color jokes riffing on... you know.... that word. ;>)



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> 
> Dumbledore said (at beginning of Book 1) that the Dursleys are the 
> only family Harry has left. If Petunia and Narcissa are sisters, then 
> Narcissa and Draco are just as related to Harry as Petunia and Dudley 
> are (unless the relationship secretly is by way of Vernon). 
> 
> That ugly fact ruins all my beautiful theories such as, Petunia was 
> the Squib daughter of Narcissa's parents. When they found that their 
> toddler was a Squib, they disowned her and gave her to a Muggle 
> couple who had a young daughter, named Lily, of their own. Petunia's 
> hatred of magic is caused by her unconscious memory that it was magic 
> that caused her to be thrown away by her first parents. And my other 
> theory that Lily's parents WERE Muggles as stated, but one of them 
> was Ron's mum's second cousin the accountant: a Squib or half-Squib 
> half-Muggle who lived among Muggles but knew about the wizarding 
> relatives, which is how Petunia's parents found them.  


   Maybe your second theory isn't unsalvageable. One of the Evans would very likely be *some* degree of cousin to someone in the Wizarding world.


  -- heather (uma)