The Order of the Phoenix (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 32119

The Order of the Phoenix 

(To the tune of The Knights of the Round Table from Monty Python & 
the Holy Grail)

Dedicated to Lisa Inman

Hear the original at:

http://www.lego.com/eng/studios/default.asp

THE SCENE: Pomfrey's infirmary.  Present are Dumbledore, Snape, 
Sirius & Harry.

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken) Sirius, I need you to set off at once.  You are 
to alert Remus Lupin, Arabella Figg, Mundungus Fletcher - the old 
crowd.  

Enter LUPIN, FIGG and FLETCHER

ALL
The Order of the Phoenix
Kick-two-three-four and five-six
We're the old crowd
Who sing so loud
Our songs might make you seasick
We're named for birds who resurrect
So you won't be left a derelict

LUPIN & FIGG
Our friend Mundungus Fletcher
Can catch Dark Lords, you betcher

FIGG and FLETCHER
And Remus L
With a lupine yell
Will stop ev'ry  kvetcher

LUPIN and FLETCHER
Arabella lives near Privet Drive
Where she lives such an exquisite life

ALL
We're the New Phoenix Order
If we must, we'll e'en fight Mordor
There is no chant
To cast we can't
We win every award-er.
We follow Fawkes the phoenix bird

FLETCHER
For to follow hawks would be absurd

Exit LUPIN, FIGG and FLETCHER

DUMBLEDORE: (spoken) On second thought, let's not alert the old 
crowd.  They are a silly group



   - CMC

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