Ludo the Bagman (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 32188

Ludo the Bagman 

(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Dedicated to every one at HP4GU, with joy, peace and blessings this 
holiday season (and no goblins)

Enter BAGMAN & CHORUS of WIMBOURNE WASP fans

CHORUS
Ludo the Bagman
Has a very checkered past

BAGMAN
Didn't know Rockwood
Was no darn good, 
Let me now give my broadcast.

CHORUS
Ludo the Bagman
Has some really heavy debts

BAGMAN
"Ludo" means "I play"
So I do each day
And I'm having fun, you bet

CHORUS
When Bertha Jorkins vanished after meeting Dark Arts spawn
Ludo did not notice her face was on every milk carton

Oh Ludo the Bagman
Winky says you're very bad

BAGMAN
But it takes all sorts
To play magic sports,
I must help that Potter lad.

Exit BAGMAN very quickly

CHORUS
Bludgery bump bump
Look at Ludo go
Bludgery bump bump
Bludgery bump bump
Goblins are sure gung ho

   - CMC

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