Kwikspell Corse Musings
catlady_de_los_angeles
catlady at wicca.net
Mon Dec 31 01:22:55 UTC 2001
No: HPFGUIDX 32396
--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "crotalidae14" <alexp at a...> wrote:
> Human Transfiguration from a Squib, one month into a course that
> begins with holding your wand? I. Don't. Think. So. :::Sneers:::
Of course the Kiwkspell brochure is a parody of those ads in magazines
that promise some miraculous improvement in your life, usually losing
60 pounds in three months, but sometimes fabulous career advancement
from improving your vocabulary by listening to their audiotapes on
your commute, so of course it is fraudulent.
However, I got the impression that, even as fraud, the Kwikspell
course wasn't really intended for Squibs, but for wizards and witches
who just weren't very good at magic. Who had gone to Hogwarts or the
hypothetical less demanding school and maybe scraped through with a C
minus average and three OWLs with the lowest passing score and
MAYBE one NEWT, so they had already gone through most of the
coursework and Kwikspell is just giving them a brush-up.
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