[HPforGrownups] Secret Snape (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 11766

Secret Snape (from GoF, Ch. 36)

Dedicated to Monika Zaboklicka (who asked for a Snape filk)

(To the tune of Secret Agent Man)

THE SCENE: Madam Pomfrey's infirmary. Resting in bed is HARRY POTTER, and
sitting beside him is RON WEASLEY. ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, after the departure of
a skeptical Cornelius Fudge, is laying the groundwork for a renewed campaign
against Voldemort. He turns his attention to SEVERUS SNAPE.

DUMBLEDORE (spoken)
Severus....you know what I must ask you to do. If you are ready....if you
are prepared....

SNAPE
I am.

DUMBLEDORE (music)
Here's a wizard known for his great potions

SNAPE
Just give the word, I'll set this thing in motion
'Cause my dark mark's all ablaze
>From this old Death-Eater craze
If only it'd rub off with just some lotion

ALL
He is Snape, our man!
Secert Snapester man!

DUMBLEDORE
He'll dispatch every Dark Wizard on the road to Azkaban

SNAPE
Some of you think you know all about me
But crushing Voldy you can't do without me
So do not check the Lost and Found
'Cause I'll be going underground
I'll deduct 55 points if you dare to doubt me

ALL
He is Snape, our man!
Secret Snapester man!

HARRY & RON
We've no idea what he's up to, let's just hope that it's a plan.

(Exit severally)

  - CMC