Like A Veela (filk)

[foxmoth at qnet.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 11947

Like a Veela
a filk by Pippin 
to the tune of Madonna's Like A Virgin

dedicated to Caius Marcus, with apologies


RON
I walked past
And a blast 
of that sex appeal knocked me on my ...tail
And she made  me feel
Yeah, she made me feel
So totally male.

I was going to stay pure
But one purr
from Miss Delacour
And my eyes fell out
And my eyes fell out
And rolled on the floor

HERMIONE 
Like a Veela
She's got your head in a whirl
Like a Veela
And you 've never even noticed  
That I'm a girl.

RON
Now I'm beat, incomplete
I've been had, I am sad and blue
But as you are a girl
Guess you are a girl 
Reckon I'll go with you.

You're a female
I just noticed for the very first time
You're a female
With your teeth straight, and  your hair up
You'd look fine.

oooh, ooh,ooh

HERMIONE
You're too late
Gotta date
You can stroll
With your favorite troll
Cause I've found a guy
Yeah, I've found a guy
Who's way cooler  than you

(Enter Krum)

KRUM (to Hermione)
Somevun veall-a
Somevun who cares about you
You vill be glad for somevun older
Ven Der Volder
Is after you.

Oh,oh,oh,  Her-my-oh-ninny
Ooh, baby
Did I get your name right
for the very first time?