[HPforGrownups] Caught in the Act! (was Ron & Quidditch)

[Neil Ward]

No: HPFGUIDX 12003

Miss!! Miss!!!  Joywitch is picking on me!

> Hmmmmmmmm............. Neil, your logic seems to be based on a faulty
> assumption.  Have you caught it yet?  Yep, you assumed that only BOYS
> play Quidditch.  Lavender, Parvati and Hermione are just as eligible
> as Dean or Seamus for the team.  I wont call you any names because I
> adore you but I will sit in my little chair and chortle about how I
> caught Mr. Funny Guy Moderator making a you-know-what-type remark.
> Hehehehehehehehe.

Ooops!  I did sort of do that, didn't I - what *on earth* was I thinking?
[Bangs head on wall]

Okay, I deserve to be bound to a post, atop a pile of kindling, and burned
alive with flames.  Susan McGee will, no doubt, light the fire with a huge
torch while Joywitch sprinkles me liberally with petrol.  The rest of  you
can stand around in roughly-woven peasant clothing, pointing at me and
enjoying my demise.  Now, what was that Flame-Freezing charm...?

Actually, before you all pile on top of me, I must stress that I don't
dismiss the Gryffindor girls in Harry's year (in fact, I've said in the past
that I'd like to see Parvati on the team) and I was, obviously, including
all the students when I made the comment "Harry's year has barely enough
students for a single Quidditch team, let alone more good players."   I
guess I tend to consider the boys and girls as separate groups and just
forgot to mention the girls in that bit of my post. Gulp.

Neil
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