[HPforGrownups] Re: OT: Weird Names

[Meredith Wilson]

No: HPFGUIDX 12161


** Becca contributed:
** 
** >Speaking of weird names...I knew a girl named Asshole pronounced 
** ASH-ho-lay.
** 
** A few years back, there was a very funny Sat. Night Live 
** sketch (rare 
** event! alert the press!) where Nicolas Cage and Julia 
** Sweeney played a 
** couple who were trying to choose a name for their unborn son.  She 
** keeps suggesting really simple names, names no one could possibly 
** object to--John, James, Tom--and he keeps shooting them down because 
** of some far-fetched way he imagines other kids could make 
** fun of them. 
**  He's getting totally worked up.  Then all is explained:  a delivery 
** guy comes to the door with a package for "Asswipe Johnson."  "It's 
** Ahz-wi-pay!" Nicolas insists.
** 
** So be warned, parents:  choose well, lest you scar your kid for life.
** 
** Amy Z

This is _exactly_ what I thought of when I read Becca's post!  I loved this
sketch!  I call my husband Ahz-wee-pay all the time!

Sorry, OT, but darn funny.

Mer