Thin Tall Wizard (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 12235

Thin Tall Wizard

(to the tune of Pinball Wizard)

(THE SCENE: Before Hogwarts Castle. Enter HARRY POTTER and REBEUS 
HAGRID)

RH: He came here as a young boy
And he is now silver-haired
HP: He's the Headmaster at Hogwarts
He's a man beyond compare 
RH: He doesn't micromanage 
Yet you see his hand in all
BOTH: That deft Dumbledore guy
Is always right on the ball!

RH: He found a use for dragon's blood
To be exact, there's twelve.
He puts werewolves on the payroll
He writes paychecks for the elves
HP: He pushed Malfoy into checkmate
He runs circles around Fudge
BOTH: That deft Dumbledore guy
Is someone you can't misjudge!

BOTH: He's a thin tall wizard 
He is the very best!
A thin tall wizard
There is simply no contest!

BOTH: Why do we think he does it? We both know!
He's a force for Good!

HP: After mom and dad were murdered
He dropped me off on Privet Drive 
But, hey, nobody's perfect,
The main thing's that I now thrive 
He guides me to maturity 
With each pithy epigram
BOTH: That deft Dumbledore guy
Follows a great lesson plan!

BOTH: He's a thin tall wizard
We just tell it like it is
A thin tall wizard
A wizard who's truly a whiz

RH: He may seem slow and elderly
Match the geezer stereotype
But when there's need for action
He lives up to all the hype
HP: What he did to Grindelwald
He'll to do Voldemort
BOTH: That deft Dumbledore guy'll
Use Voldy to mop up the floor!

BOTH: He's a thin tall wizard
A man who really rocks
A thin tall wizard
Let's hope he gets those socks!

    - CMC