The Ballad of Professor Trelawney (a filk)

[Angela Boyko]

No: HPFGUIDX 13057

Humbly bowing before the Master, Caius Marcus, I present a filk:

The Ballad of Professor Trelawney
 
{To the tune of:  (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You}

The scene: Sybil Trelawney strums a guitar, surrounded by a heavily
scented gauzy mist. She gazes dreamily into the mists and begins to
croon:

Most students say
There is no Eye
But future days, I can clearly See

Hermione says
This is all a crock
Poor, "blind" girl, she can't really See

People come and go
The universe unfolds
I can See it all
Everything, the future holds

That poor lad
With the lightning scar,
I can See, his future tragedy

He will die
In pain, for sure
His awful death, I can clearly See

(Professor Trelawney suddenly goes rigid. Her mouth forms into a sexy
sneer, and she speaks in a masculine, Southern drawl, "Thankya, thankya
very much")

Angela "Back after two weeks with a dead modem" Boyko