[HPforGrownups] Sinistra & Moody's dance
Neil Ward
neilward at dircon.co.uk
Fri Jan 5 03:38:47 UTC 2001
No: HPFGUIDX 8546
Naama said:
<<Don't you think that many people in their 50-60s would not feel
comfortable dancing cheek to cheek with a person of their own
gender?>>
I said:
<<Well. not if they were both gay <g>. I don't think Susan was
suggesting that two elderly heterosexual men would be likely to do
a `Fred and Ginger' on the dancefloor, but I'm sure she will clarify>>.
Susan replied:
<<Now, Neil, don't make assumptions. I've seen Greek (heterosexual) men
dance cheek to cheek...let's not be ethnocentric...(this is meant not
too seriously)...there are some cultures where men and women do not
dance together....>>
According to GoF, Sinistra and Moody were described as indulging in "an
extremely ungainly two-step" (can you do a two-step with one leg?).
***
Suddenly, the music changed and the people dancing around the two Professors
were startled to see that they had charmed their robes into a semblance of
traditional Greek costume and moved into a slow, insistent pattern of steps,
their beefy arms linked across their shoulders. Gradually, the stomping
pace increased - faster and faster and faster still - until Professor
Moody's wooden leg was gouging deep channels in the heavily-waxed floor.
Soon, the two men were locked in a frenzied finale, their sweaty jowls
pressed into a manly embrace. The music reached its peak, and members of
the crowd were driven to smash expensive china plates and cheer; their eyes
wet with tears.
Nearby, Argus Filch stood, broom in hand, staring at the scene, muttering
something unmutterable under his breath...
***
Is that what you meant?
Neil
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