(OT) Hunks of Hogwarts (was: Babes of Hogwarts)

[Ebony]

No: HPFGUIDX 8729

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Rita Winston" <catlady at w...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Ebony " <ebonyink at h...> wrote:
> 
> > --Ebony (who doubts there will ever be a "Harry Potter and
> > the Hunks of Hogwarts, but sure wouldn't mind)
> 
> That sounds like a calendar. Does Harry just get one picture, or is 
> he in every picture, posing with Cedric Diggory for January, Roger 
> Davies for February, the Weasley twins for March, Viktor Krum for 
> April, Sirius for May, Remus for June, Bill in July, Charlie in 
> August, Draco in September, Snape in October, Tom Riddle (fifty 
years 
> ago) in November, Hagrid with Xmas trees for December?

Hi Rita and all--

I'm back in the computer lab, and now people are staring at me b/c 
I'm sputtering, trying to hold back my giggles.  

:::the most hilarious of the above mental images is by far Hagrid in 
paisley swim trunks with a fully decorated and lit Christmas tree 
under each hairy arm:::

Men have done stuff like this for centuries... why not?

--Ebony (now grinning over plans to have her female characters cackle 
over the swimsuit edition of *Quidditch Illustrated*--but then again, 
you'd have male and female models, and perhaps even non-human magical 
creatures play Quidditch, so I guess everyone would be happy.)