Here Comes The Snape (filk)

[Alix Petty]

No: HPFGUIDX 8921

Be kind - this is my first attempt at filk...

Here Comes The Snape (To the tune of 'Here Comes The Snake'...With apologies to The Cherry Poppin' Daddies...'

Here comes the Snape - don't think of playing that jape!
He comes to snap and snarl and make Neville quake, baby.
Don't let him see your cauldron boil
Cos that might make your lovely spoil.

He's fond of Draco and his Slytherin mates
But he's ticked off that they let Sirius escape
Cos that Black he did him wrong
Sending him down to Lupin, who was lupine and strong
Ticked off is Snape.

Is he a vampire or are he and Filch gay?
And what he did to Voldy, he just won't say, baby.
He can see mischief through a door
And he'll take fifty points from Gryffindor 
Here comes the Snape

Alix, high as kite as she just got her first job...

(Thanks to Lori, Carole, Penny and Jeralyn who introduced me to the CPDs)


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