Could the Movie be this bad?

[Jim Ferer]

No: HPFGUIDX 9103

It sound like you imagined DISNEY had done it.  Let's see: One of the 
Backstreet Boys for Harry.. Britney Spears for Hermione (that's what 
was probably on your mind with the Barbie Doll. Pre-Engorgement charm 
or post?)  John Goodman for Hagrid.. It's possible to make an even 
worse movie than the one they're probably making now.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, Dave Hardenbrook <DaveH47 at m...> 
wrote:
> I dreamt last night that I went to the premiere of the Harry Potter
> movie, and the inaccuracies were horrendous.  The things that I
> remember:
> 
> -- Harry was blonde and had no glasses and no scar
> -- Hermione looked like a Barbie Doll
> -- Dumbledore was played by Brad Pitt in a Santa suit
> -- Quirrell had no turban -- Very long hair hid Voldy's face
> -- The Norbert episode was cut entirely
> -- Quirrell got past Fluffy using a "full-body meltdown" curse
>      (Hear the Time-Warner moguls say, "Hey, we gotta have
>        *some* blood and guts!")
> -- Sirius and Lupin showed up at the end and give Harry the
>      Filebolt a little early
> 
> I think this dream was provoked by the rumors on the Harry
> Potter newsgroup that Hagrid's house will be made of (fire-proof)
> stone and that the trophy room features a plaque for Special
> Services to the School awarded to a T. M. Riddell.  But
> *could* the film be *this* bad??
> 
> 
> 
>                                                  -- Dave