[HPforGrownups] Could the Movie be this bad?

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 9117


>    Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2001 15:16:31 -0800
>    From: Dave Hardenbrook <DaveH47 at mindspring.com>
> Subject: Could the Movie be this bad?
>
> I dreamt last night that I went to the premiere of the Harry Potter
> movie, and the inaccuracies were horrendous.  The things that I
> remember:
>
> -- Harry was blonde and had no glasses and no scar
> -- Hermione looked like a Barbie Doll
> -- Dumbledore was played by Brad Pitt in a Santa suit
> -- Quirrell had no turban -- Very long hair hid Voldy's face
> -- The Norbert episode was cut entirely
> -- Quirrell got past Fluffy using a "full-body meltdown" curse
>      (Hear the Time-Warner moguls say, "Hey, we gotta have
>        *some* blood and guts!")
> -- Sirius and Lupin showed up at the end and give Harry the
>      Filebolt a little early
>
> I think this dream was provoked by the rumors on the Harry
> Potter newsgroup that Hagrid's house will be made of (fire-proof)
> stone and that the trophy room features a plaque for Special
> Services to the School awarded to a T. M. Riddell.  But
> *could* the film be *this* bad??

Wait till you see "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Mrs. Doubtfire"  ("In the
wacky and outrageous follow-up to the smash hit "Harry Potter and the
Prisoner of Alcatraz, Because Azkaban is Too Hard to Spell,"  Harry Potter
wins the dangerous Triwizards Tournament thanks to the help of his Dark Arts
Professor, who uses Polyjuice Potion to change himself into his warm and
doting nanny. At the same time "she" teaches him the true meaning of family
and friendship.  Robin Williams as you've never seen him
before!................)

      - CMC