[HPforGrownups] Religion and Harry and Happy Birthday to Heidi

[Aberforth's Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 9170

> Hi, Mike.  Thanks for letting the list know about this article.  May I
forward
> your message to a friend of mine who is an Inklings Scholar?

An Inklings Scholar? <eyes mist over> But of course. <sighs> Twould be an
honor, my preciouss. <hiccups> That's what *I* used to dream of becoming ...
<takes a slug out of an up-turned lunch bag> before ... fore ... I met
<belchs softly as a tear rolls down his stubly cheek; lurches into a dankly
moonlit alley, tripping over a cat>

Not a <hic> tame kitty! HEY, Abe baby, comere! Thersha a inshkling lollard,
no a shrinking coller, no-no-no, I mean it's a Fats Waller Hollaring bout
<hic> lynching monopods. That coulda been me, baby.

<slumps backwards over a trash can, gazing into the stary Deeps of Heaven,
trying to remember how to sing happy birthday to Heidi>

Baa<hic>aaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray, who *really* has to get to work on his
sermon, since he can''t exactly read *this* in church tomorrow ... )
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