Low Midnight (filk)

[Kimberly]

No: HPFGUIDX 9275

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> 
wrote:
> Low Midnight
> 
> (to the tune of Do Not Forsake Me, from the film High Noon)
> 
> (The Scene: The Cemetery at Little Hangelton. The freshly 
resurrected 
> LORD VOLDEMORT addresses the circle of Death Eaters)
> 
> VOLDEMORT: 
> You did forsake me, you death eaters
> And you guys are gonna pay 
> You all forsook me except Peter
> Who wasn't worth much, anyway
> 
> I think you know what fate awaits you
> And it involves a certain curse
> When you meet a Dark Lord in anger 
> You better cower, it's best to cower 
> Or you'll soon be riding in some hearse
> 
> Now that I've mingled my blood with his'n
> I'll spring my gang from Azkaban prison
> Potter I'll be soon sendin' along 
> Straight to the moon!
> Those like the Estranges who stayed loyal
> They're gonna get the treatment royal 
> They weren't afraid of Dementors, but oh 
> What shall I say of the Malfoys? 
> 
> Don't forsake me, you Death Eaters
> I now call in all of my chips
> Don't dare forsake me, you Death Eaters
> With Peter's hand off, let's break this stand-off
> And send Dumbledore to eclipse.
> 
> Avada, Avada, Avada, Avada, (etc)



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> 
>   - CMC

This is absolutely brilliant - you have a real gift!  You're like the 
Harry Potter version of Weird Al!  Wait, that didn't sound nearly as 
flattering as I meant it to be...
Seriously, I'm thoroughly entertained by these and grateful to you for 
the fun!
kimberly