DrMM's obsession quiz - and a solution

Neil Ward neilward at dircon.co.uk
Thu Jan 18 05:14:27 UTC 2001


No: HPFGUIDX 9540

I feel passably sane.  I'm only 70% obsessed!   

I'll just remind anyone with 90+% scores that the Flying Ford Clinic has a special offer on until March.  Only 13 Galleons for a three week incarceration in the Azkaban wing, a mere 4 Galleons for an intensive session in the Dursley 'cupboard under the stairs' isolation chamber or a paltry 3 Knuts for a complete Memory Charm brainwipe and free copy of Danielle Steel's latest potboiler. 

I use a very safe form of aversion therapy, confronting my 'guests' with such items as stuffed owls, warm leather trousers and copies of the New York Times' Best Seller List.  

Neil
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Flying-Ford-Anglia

"Ron, full of turkey and cake and with nothing 
mysterious to bother him, fell asleep almost 
as soon as he'd drawn the curtains of his
four-poster."

[Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone]



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