[HPforGrownups] Obsessiveness quiz

[Aberforth's Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 9554

> Okay, I took the quiz. I'm at 73%. That's not all that high. And I
> thought you people had the measure of me...

You know Steve, an addiction *really* gets dangerous when the patient starts
repressing parts of his  memory and unconsciously changing autobiographical
details to keep from facing the problem. It sounds like the Flying Ford
Clinic is going to have to hire a few memory recovery specialists. But I
expect they'll be glad to offer you a high volume discount on their normal
session price ...

> Of course, I make a point not to read any fanfic because I need to
> keep the canon version of things in my head.

<Setting changes to an inner city school yard. A smirking man with slicked
back hair and a black goatee sidles over to an innocent kid>

Oh common, Stevey, don't be scaredy cat--try it, you'll like it! Besides, it
makes you feel gooood, and I've got your first little packet right here.
You can have it for free.

(Actually, the good fanfics really are good and get you to think about Jo's
world in whole new ways!)

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray, now taking bets on how long it'll be
before the Harry Potter Lexicon is renamed www.hot-hermione-pix.com.)

P.S. Me? No way am I obsessed! I only got a 63%.
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"My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practising
inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers,
but did Aberforth hide? No he did not! He held his head high."