[HPforGrownups] Re: Obsession Quiz and Shipping personality test

[Aberforth's Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 9777

Ebony said,

> I actually *wrote* an R/H wedding scene... never mind the fact
> that I gritted my teeth all the way through typing it up...

Not to mention that in said bride's girdle "there was not a violet-which
stands for faithfulness-in sight."

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray, who grew up in Sicily, where real men
kept their women locked up, barefoot and pregnant, and who is rather
suspicious of Ebony's Hermione.)

P.S. And thinks it's a great yarn too! Catch Trouble in Paradise at
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=143632)
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"My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practising
inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers,
but did Aberforth hide? No he did not! He held his head high."