[HPforGrownups] "I see no ships!"

[Aberforth's Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 10331

>Meanwhile, down below, able mechanimagus FF Anglia rolled out of his
>housing in the boiler room, and with a flash of his headlamps,
>transformed into a boyishly handsome human form.  He made his way
>to the upper decks, quickly, ignoring the panic around him, and made
>a beeline for the nearest lifeboat.  He sneaked under the tarpaulin,
>shut his ears to the hubbub outside, and waited..

I wouldn't be too blithe about it if *I* were that Ford. He might well be
sued for using his back seat to lure officers into frightful derelictions of
duty ...

BTW, I do hope the peace-loving herbivores made it to boats OK. (Or were
they banned from the ship in the first place?)

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray)
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"My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practising
inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers,
but did Aberforth hide? No he did not! He held his head high."