"I see no ships!"

[ebonyink at hotmail.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 10526

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, Kathleen Kelly MacMillan 
<kathleen at c...> wrote:
> >--Ebony AKA AngieJ (reporting live from the shipyard, where the
> >new and improved SS H/H is being constructed... this time with
> >plenty of lifeboats!)
> 
> 
> Oh, Ebony, darling, it will never be enough...but don't worry, the 
Good Ship 
> R/H will be there to rescue you from the iceberg!
>

LOL!  Come on, Kathy, you know I'd rather drown!  "Alas, poor Ebony, 
we knew her well."  <vbg>

Seriously, though, how about a compromise?  If we can't be a 
destroyer (darn, Penny!) then it's no fair to make us out to be the 
Titanic.  We'll just be a Carnival Cruise liner, then.  Or better 
yet, the English Channel's equivalent of the Pacific Princess.

"The plane, the plane!"

Fun though Neil's scenario was, this sink won't ship.  Unless, of 
course, JKR is George Lucas in disguise and Harry and Hermione are 
siblings--in which case we are nicely covered by the disclaimer in 
our charter.  :::giggling hysterically:::

--Ebony AKA AngieJ (who wishes she could be more rational about such 
things, but would much rather drown in the dark and scary sea of no-
shipperdom)

> Self-appointed Captain (or Captain by Default, as the case may be) 
> of the Good ship R/H, which doesn't need house-elves, thank you 
very >much, since it runs on the magic of *True Love*

:::clears throat:::  'Ey!  Goat!  Don't I get at least some credit 
for not posting a wisecrack in response to this claim?