[HPforGrownups] All Aboard the Good Ship R/H

[Kathleen Kelly MacMillan]

No: HPFGUIDX 10579

Mo wrote:
>Aye, aye Cap'n.  First mate Maureen reporting for duty!

Welcome aboard!  And just so the rest of you know, I have been assured by 
First Mate Mo that the rest of the R/H crew is merely hiding under their 
Invisibility Cloaks, saving their voices for the inevitable "We told you so!" 
that we will have occasion to shout.  <g>

Mo
>Kathy will never turn, she is way too strong.  (Use the Force, Kathy)
>Besides our uniforms are much nicer. :)

She will make an excellent first mate.  She knows her captain well.  :)

Mo
>The SS H/H has packed on far too many passengers and not
>nearly enough lifeboats.* You are all royally screwed.  <VBG> :)  I also see
>you all stranded on a deserted isle, episode after episode looking to be
>rescued.  Each week you are visited by a "Special R/H Guest" who somehow
>manages to leave while you all remain there with your bizarre theories and
>coconut telephones....

There's a fanfic in there, I think!  (I'm giggling just thinking about it!)

Mo
>LOL Captain Kathy!  Our Admiral, Joanne, will steer this ship on the right
>course!!

You got that right!  We will navigate by the light of the JKR star and avoid 
all those icebergs that seem to be plaguing the SS H/H (or whatever it's being 
called at the moment)

Batten down the hatches!  An enemy ship approaches!  It appears to be a yacht 
of some sort...and the crew are all wearing leather pants!  It can't be...no, 
it is...the D/H!  All hands on deck!

Kathy
AKA Elanor Gamgee
who wishes she had taken that sailing class in college just so she would have 
more good nautical metaphors to use for this entirely silly but very fun 
thread