H/H Roll Call--or, exactly *who* is on this ship?

[ebonyink at hotmail.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 10767

All right, I've had it.  :-)

First, I get mildly rebuked for my choice of words... by my captain 
*and* the cruise director, no less!  

Then no-shipper Neil draws a *hilarious* analogy to the Titanic and 
sinks us.  (That was funny... every time I remember that thread, I 
smile!)

Now the good ship R/H is throwing a party.  I was quiet about it and 
even grinned a little as I made observations and jotted them down in 
my little notebook.  I really don't mind R/H in small doses.  
However, the minute I saw the One Big Happy Weasley Family banner 
flying I *had* to abort that phase of the experiment for the sake of 
my gastrointestinal well-being.

H/H shippers, make yourself known.  So far, I've counted:

Penny
Carole
Lori
Cassie AKA Cassandra Claire
John AKA Crazy Ivan AKA Russian Cabin Boy in Celine Dion Drag
Scott
Heather
Heidi

I do believe there's more of you out there.

Here's an incentive: if the other H/Hers weren't so shy and 
apologetic around these parts, I'd post less!  (Knew that would make 
you come out of the woodwork!  <g>)  It's time for me to take a 
break... I've a science experiment I plan to check on this weekend.

We've been at war long enough, my dear H/H friends.  How about we 
throw the party to end all parties?  (C'mon--you *know* we're the 
party crowd!)  And while we're at it--why not pour out some of these 
theories we've been keeping in our wine closets like rare champagne?  
(Unless we're still aging them properly, of course.  If that is the 
case, we shall wait for a more special occasion.)

Best,

Ebony

(Sidebar:  In a post that Hotmail will send to the list one day, I 
made the observation that I--Ebony AKA AngieJ--the one responsible 
for the terms "destroyer" and "disorder".  No one else on my ship 
used those terms!  That forthcoming post also addresses the mythic 
notion that R/Hers are by nature more docile than we are... and I 
hope to create a thread about the correlation between ship theory and 
canonical interpretation in general.  I suspect that we *are* reading 
different sides of the same Galleon.  *Please* look for it.)