Haihaiku

[Amy Z]

No: HPFGUIDX 10844

The term haiku means "amusement sentence," according to my American 
Heritage Dictionary, so I figure a spoof haiku is a haihaiku.

I'm afraid you can expect more of these from me.  Here are my first 5 
attempts:


Full moon - West Tower
A hippogriff's shadow soars
No Merlin for Snape

The life of a hat--
All year long I think up songs
for a one night stand

All that pain for naught,
Nick.  One more blow and you'd be 
playing head polo

By this lake, even
in midwinter, you'll want some
Skeeter repellent

Draco in leather-
ahhh- but what's his sexual 
orientation?


Amy Z

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