Mad Eye Moody, a filk

[Angela B]

No: HPFGUIDX 10955

Bowing to the master, Caius Marcus, I humbly present a filk song

Mad Eye Moody (to the tune of "This Old Man")

(Charlie Weasley)
This old man, Mad Eye Moody
He was an Auror, doing his duty
He filled up Azkaban, with a a terrible lot
His hatred of dark wizards isn't for naught

(Amos Diggory)
This old man, full of suspicion
Jinxed all his dustbins in his grand tradition
He thought that the cats were doing the Dark Arts
He scared all the Muggles in surrounding parts

(Albus Dumbledore)
This old man, he's joined our staff
He's going to make learning more than a laugh
You'll learn how to defend yourself against the Death Eaters
There's more to our Hogwarts than cheering on the Beaters

(Ron Weasley)
This old man, he was really cool!
He transfigured Draco into a fool
Gave him some whiskers, a furry snout and tail
When Draco stopped bouncing he was pink, not pale

(Neville Longbottom)
This old man, he's really scary
He did awful things to spiders that were hairy
And then after that, he made me a cup of tea
And lent me a book on aquatic botany

(Hermione Granger)
This old man, he gave Harry clues
Helped him fight off those dragon fighting blues
Harry discovered just what he had to do
With a clever spell that Firebolt flew

(Minerva McGonagall)
This old man, he used me in a plot
He helped Dobby help Harry out of a wet spot
Without the Gillyweed poor Harry would have drowned
Under the waves there'd have been a gurgling sound

(Lord Voldemort)
This old man, he "fixed" the maze
Made Victor his puppet, in a cursed daze
He changed the big trophy, into a portkey
All to deliver Harry to me

(Severus Snape)
This old man, he did something strange
He took wounded Harry out of viewing range
I'm not that fond of Potter, but with Albus I will fight
All the dark forces this terrible night

(Harry Potter)
This old man, he's not my friend
He wanted me to die in a painful end
That he was Mad Eye Moody, everyone did vouch
But in the end, he was Junior Barty Crouch