[HPforGrownups] Sirius Sirius Sirius Black (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 11126

Sirius Sirius Sirius Black (from PoA, Ch. 10)

(To the tune of Billy-A-Dick -BTW,  the song  is by Hoagy Carmichael.  Bette
Midler, who always does a superb job with 40s pop, sang it in the 1991 film
For the Boys.)

http://www.ballroomdancers.com/Music/Dances/quickstep.htm

(THE SCENE:  The Three Broomsticks tavern, in the village of Hogsmeade,
doing a brisk business.  Seated at a table are CORNELIUS FUDGE, REBEUS
HAGRID, MINERVA McGONAGALL & PROF. FLITWICK.  Beneath the table, shielded
with his invisibility cloak  is HARRY POTTER. MADAM ROSEMERTA is bringing a
drink order to the table, and has stopped to chit-chat)

ROSMERTA (spoken): So what brings you to this neck of the woods, Minister?

FUDGE (music):
Ten times mean as Pat Buchanan
Black escaped from Azkaban, an'
His guards heard him say
That he'd be Hogwarts- bound

Long ago, Black was to be the Secret-Holder
For Lilly and James as they hid  from the Volder
But believe or not, he joined You-Know-Who's plot
Both his best friends he would betray

ALL (except HARRY)
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
Mysterious blackguard will attack
If imperious Dementors can't prevent
Him from ever comin' back

FUDGE
Black tried to flee, but poor Peter the P.
Tried to do what he thought he must
But in the midst of a road, Black made him explode
All that was left of him was dust

                                                   ALL
                                                    Peter Dust!

ALL (except HARRY)
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
Mysterious blackguard will attack
If imperious Dementors can't prevent
Him from ever comin' back

HAGRID AND FLITWICK
He will kill kill kill with his Dark Arts

McGONAGALL & ROSMERTA
Break break break Ma Pettigrew's heart

ALL (except HARRY)
Black we know wants to murder Harry
And bring Lord Voldemort to power back!

HARRY (aside)
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
Delirious  thoughts my brain attack
He gave an inside view to You-Know- Who,
Then Mom and Dad got whacked!

I feel hate hate hate when they mention him
I burn burn burn to be avengin' him
Black, you better have some good protection
And make extra sure Voldy's watching your back!

ALL
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
Sirius Sirius Sirius Black
We're going to get him, that's a fact
Jack!

  - CMC

   (27% Obsessed - Sorted to Ravenclaw)