Both Sides Now (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Tue Jul 3 06:19:11 UTC 2001
No: HPFGUIDX 21848
Both Sides Now (a filk about Treason)
(To the tune of Both Sides Now)
Dedicated to Amy Z
THE SCENE: Before Hogwarts' Castle. Enter HARRY, WORMTAIL, LUCIUS
MALFOY,and SNAPE
HARRY (to WORMTAIL)
Lord Voldemort became your boss, your true friends you then double-
crossed
You've hid in fear ever since his loss, in a sordid rodent form
But now your secret's been exposed, a penalty will be imposed
To Azkaban you'll be deposed, so don't dare to transform!
WORMTAIL
I've been a rat on both sides now
I've broken what were sacred vows
Although it's hard and not much fun
I must look out for Number One
HARRY
Wealth and fame and high estate is what makes the Malfoy clan so great
And yet they are so warped by hate of all that's good and chaste
It's a lack of their maturity that they're so obsessed with purity
And so to gain security, have with Voldy interfaced
LUCIUS
I've been a snitch for both sides now
Lord Voldemort I've disavowed
But if a comeback he's begun
I must look out for Number One
HARRY
Bugs and shrubs and gillyweed isn't all that Severus Snape will need
His harshest critics must concede that he's earned Dumbledore's trust
In the midst of the Dark Wizards' strife, he once ate death, he now
eats life,
Yet with suspicion we are rife, for Snape makes us nonplussed
SNAPE
I've mixed up brews for both sides now
I've made mistakes I disavow
I side with angels and the Sun
But still I think of Number One.....
[Exeunt Omnes]
- CMC
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