POA Chapters 18-20 Summary - FILK: "Still Just a Punk to Me"

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No: HPFGUIDX 21858

To the tune of "Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel

SCENE: The Shrieking Shack, as Remus and Sirius are just about to 
force Pettigrew to show himself.

SNAPE 
[removing Invisibility Cloak with a flourish]

What's the matter with this scene I'm seein'?
Can't you tell it's a pack of lies?
Can't believe a word that Black is sayin'
Even though he's here in front of  our eyes! 

Where've you been' hidin' out lately,  killer? 
When I'm through you'll just be dementor filler!

For your pranks mean, this scene, even if the Trio's green
You're still just a punk to me.

What's the matter with all those Marauders?
Can't you tell that they're just a clique?
Disregardin' rules they shouldn't oughta! 
Their antics just make me sick! 

Your teenage prank was nothing but an act of war
I'll point my wand and take ya straight to  Dumbledore

'Cuz this is payback,  Mr. Black, for the Willow-whomped attack
You're still just a punk to me.


REMUS
Just be calm now, Severus, it's not all as it seems! 
There's some info you haven't got!

HARRY:
Sirius might just be innocent! 
So cool off your temper hot! 

SIRIUS:
You're still just a big old sot....! 

SNAPE:
How about a vicious curse 
And we take you to Dumbledore?

REMUS: 
If you'd simply calm your raging fury
You'd hear that there's much, much more.

SNAPE:
I don't care about some sad sob story
I've earned D's trust and now I'll get some glory! 
It's my turn, I've yearned, doing such a slow burn!
He's still just a punk to me.

[The Trio disarm Snape and knock him unconscious]

HARRY:
Dumbledore may trust him, 'cause he's old and hoary
But Snape's still just a punk to me.


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