Poly Wolly Juice It (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 22253

Poly Wolly Juice It

(To the tune of Polly Wolly Doodle)

Dedicated to Sister Mary Lunatic

The Scene: The Crouch Residence. Enter BARTY CROUCH, JR., disguised 
as Alastor Moody

CROUCH
With an old hip-flask
`Tis a simple task
To Poly Wolly Juice it all the day
Auror costumes
Have wriggle room
As I Poly Wolly Juice it all the way

This is swell!
Who can tell 
That it isn't really him?
My Alastor impression
Will serve Voldemort's aggression
As he's tearing Potter limb from limb

I'll meet Malfoy 
That bouncing boy
As I Poly Wolly Juice it all the day
Oh, I just can't wait 
To manipulate
As I Poly Wolly Juice it all the way

Off to school!
I will rule!
Dumbledore will get dumbed down
When he learns about our portkey
He is gonna come up short, he
Must give to Voldemort the crown

But I have no chance
Without vigilance 
As I Poly Wolly Juice it all the day
The non-paranoid
Get unemployed
If their Poly Wolly Juice should go astray 

If suspect
They'll detect
My true identity
They'll expose impersonation
I'll go through interrogation
As they Verry Terry Serum poor ol' me!

(exit)

   - CMC