Voldemort's Fatal Mistake

Eric Oppen oppen at cnsinternet.com
Sun Jul 15 07:00:33 UTC 2001


No: HPFGUIDX 22569

I've been sitting around here listening to my Heather Alexander CDs, and
something has occurred to me...the fatal mistake that brings Voldemort down
may have already been made, in _CoS._

Has _nobody_ told him how dangerous it is to p*ss off a redheaded woman?
*big evil grin*   One thing they're famous for is _temper,_ and although
Ginny's just a cute little girl in _CoS,_ she isn't _always_ going to be
one!

There's probably a fic in there---Voldemort, his clothes in rags, running up
to Harry Potter, clasping him around the knees, and pleading for mercy,
sanctuary, Azkaban---and then, in the distance, you hear three potions
bottles clinked together on someone's fingers, and Ginny's voice
sing-songing "Voldemort, come out to play-ay!  Vol-de-mort, come out to
_play-ee-ay!" like in the movie _The Warriors_.

Eric Oppen, known in fanfic writing as "Technomad."





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