With One Book (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 22933

With One Book (from CoS)

(To the tune of With One Look, from Sunset Boulevard)

Dedicated to Joywitch

The Scene: The Chamber of Secrets. TOM RIDDLE describes his 
instrument of success

RIDDLE
With one book 
Now in Ginny's room
Just one book
Seals Hogwarts' doom
She poured out to me her soul
Caught by puppet strings,
She'll do anything

With one book 
I have been restored
An Evil Teenage Overlord
My diary lacking any text
Has them all so perplexed

No histories tell
Of this place I now dwell
It's shrouded in myth
This Chamber I'm with
After 50 years
I'm ready to shift gears
When restored to life
I'll ignite more strife

Yes, with one book
Hagrid's been detained
Dumbledore's 
Power base has waned
Evil magic starts its work
As my Chamber's door 
Opens all-out war

With one book  
I have set the trap
Potter soon will fall in my lap
>From my future, from his past
I'll butcher him at last

(Enter Ginny Weasley, in a trance, with the dairy. She collapses as 
soon as she arrives)

Ginny Weasley's come to play
She has been my pawn
Her life's nearly gone

With one bite
>From my basilisk
Potter will cease to be a risk
He'll know Riddle's back at last!

(RIDDLE holds his diary triumphantly aloft)

This time no question
I'm slay him for good
I'll be back 
What I was born to be
With one book
Of  Voldy!

(RIDDLE takes a seat as he confidently awaits Harry's arrival)

    - CMC